In which a good few stories are told, and Azazel makes John and Mary an offer they can't refuse. Or so he thinks.

In which John and Mary take an unexpected detour, and meet Dan Elkins.

In which John and Mary meet for the first time. He's shell-shocked, and she seems kinda bitter about the whole thing.

In the aftermath of "Scarecrow", Sam and Dean talk.

(Be Warned: Crack!fic, possible danger to reader's sanity.)

Dean's had an experience Sam is curious about.

One of Mary's pet quirks was giving people songs.

"Dean. Would you stop checking out the barmaid and answer my question? Please?"

You know it's going to be a bad week when a snowball fight drops you straight into a hunt. Literally. At least you can safely say Sam started it.

John hadn't been expecting her, but he still wasn't surprised when Mary joined him in the kitchen of the house he'd practically rebuilt from scratch.

It started with a nightmare, and quickly became the surest way to annoy Dean Sam could think of.

It's like that scene from The Maltese Falcon, where the captain stumbles in and gives Sam Spade the bird. Except no one would ever dare tell Dean he looked like Effie Perine.

...suspected murderer Dean Winchester was shot dead at the home of his latest victim... says the newsreader, and suddenly you can't remember how to breathe.