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Penname: ThePasserby [Contact]
Real name: Alanah C
Status: Member
Member Since: 11/03/07
Website: http://allofalanah.wordpress.com
Beta-reader: Yes

I finally had a couple of minutes to write down a few things about me. I hope you like them and find me interesting.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice in nothing but leg warmers. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I travel the nation to translate ebonics for major universities, I write award-winning operas in 7 different languages, and I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I have won Olympic medals in rhythmic gymnastics and synchronized swimming. I seduce men with my sensuous and godesslike piano playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe (a garden tool, not a girlie) and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Dodgers, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding and speeding dangerously down 10 story parking structures on my roller blades. I wrote the software enabling Deep Blue to beat the Russian in chess on my laptop during halftime of a Laker game.

On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge as part of my community service. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won thousands of dollars every week three years running. The kindness of my heart enables me to donate it all to charity without placing a financial burden on myself. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and War and Peace in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair with one eye open. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I can diagnose and repair computer controlled internal combustion engines in the time it takes to read this biography. I do brake jobs. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a wok and a toaster oven.

I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, coconut shaving contests in the Philippines, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have played Monopoly with Elvis, Tupac, and the Notorious B.I.G.

I also love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Batman with equal passion.

I post all of my completed stuff (including some more fanfiction from my favorite books and the like) at www.fanfiction.net/iamthepasserby.

You can follow me on twitter at http://twitter.com/AlanahC, and you can ask me anything at http://www.formspring.me/AlanahC.


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Stories by ThePasserby
Shrapnel by ThePasserby Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

Sam's blood was everywhere.  


Categories: General, One Shots, AU, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1974
[Report This] Published: 01/03/09 Updated: 27/02/11


Summary:

He looked at the passenger seat, and for a moment he didn’t understand why it was empty. Then his gaze found the huge hole in the windshield, explaining the shattered glass everywhere. He saw the ridiculously large log that his precious Impala’s front was crunched up against, crumpled and broken. He saw the empty highway the stretched for miles ahead of them.

And he saw the still form of Sam’s unmoving body lying facedown twenty feet away in an obvious puddle of blood on the paved road.


Categories: General, AU, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 12225
[Report This] Published: 15/10/07 Updated: 04/08/10


Quake by ThePasserby Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 54]
Summary:

Trapped in a the rundown remains of a school after a sudden earthquake, Dean races desperately to find Sam before his little brother's time runs out, but Sam may not have enough time, or blood, to spare.


Categories: General, Wee!chester, Action, Missing Scenes, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 9398
[Report This] Published: 15/10/07 Updated: 12/03/09


Summary:

“HELP! Someone call an ambulance!...It’s okay Sam, I’ve gotcha…SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!” he pulled his cell roughly from his pocket, dialing while Sam’s pain-induced tears mixed with the copious amounts of blood snaking down his chin and neck, “You’re alright, Sammy, I’m right here...Hello?! I’m at the Sunset Inn on Downy – something, something’s wrong with my brother...Stay with me Sam, c’mon!...I don’t know, there’s blood coming from his mouth…Hold on, Sammy, please…I-I don’t think he can breathe!...SAM!” Dropping the phone Dean grasped his brother tighter, pulling him up and close. He could still feel him trembling and hear him choking on blood.


Categories: General, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 13634
[Report This] Published: 02/08/07 Updated: 04/03/09


Summary:

It doesn't matter what just happened, it doesn't matter what I just did, nothing matters at all but that my baby brother is alive.

 

I don't know why I'm still crying.


That's a lie. Of course I know why. 

 

I doubt anybody has had a New Year's Eve worse than this one. 


Categories: Misc, Wee!chester, One Shots, General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Worse Than This One
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3229
[Report This] Published: 01/12/08 Updated: 01/12/08


Summary:

Dean sat on his own bed and stared at the wall for hours, then put his face in his hands and sat like that for the rest of the night. Sam thought he heard him crying for a long time.

Sam hated that he couldn't get over his fear. He hated that he had nightmares. He hated that he was scaring Dean.

Sam hated himself for his weakness.


Categories: General, Wee!chester, Action, Missing Scenes, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 14340
[Report This] Published: 03/01/08 Updated: 06/10/08


Summary:

Dean didn't have time to brace himself for the feel of a bullet slicing through his chest. He barely managed to suck in a breath. When he was hit, his air whooshed out of him and he felt himself lifted off the ground and then slammed back down onto it.

He laid there, eyes shut, and wondered why he wasn't dead yet.


Categories: General, One Shots, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4207
[Report This] Published: 11/08/08 Updated: 11/08/08


A Bad Omen by ThePasserby Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 24]
Summary:

This is a collection of one-shots about the many times bad things happen because of good food. Dean believes that whenever he craves mexican cuisine, it's a bad omen.

And he's right.


Categories: General, One Shots, Humor, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 6177
[Report This] Published: 02/07/07 Updated: 03/07/08


Summary:

War.

It was their favorite game to play.

Three days, three rounds.

No mercy.

My prankwar challenge fic! woot! The sequel is already on the way...


Categories: One Shots, UnGen Challenges, Humor, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2280
[Report This] Published: 12/04/08 Updated: 12/04/08


Damnations by ThePasserby Rated: T starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 54]
Summary:

[SEQUEL TO DIMENSIONS]

Sam tried to tell himself it was nothing at first, just his imagination; but more often than not Dean was shutting the laptop when he entered the room, taking off to undisclosed areas of the library during research lulls, and staring off into space in deep thought when he thought Sam wasn't paying attention. Sam was no idiot; Dean was hiding something.

After Anna's death in April, Dean is more than messed up. But what if death is only one-dimensionsal? Can Dean fight the curses that seem to follow him and the ones he loves, or will he learn too late that all of them are meant to be damned?


Categories: General, Romance, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Through The Dimensions
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 19129
[Report This] Published: 22/09/07 Updated: 02/01/08


Summary:

I wonder if I’m a monster; not the kind we hunt, but the kind that people read about or see in a movie and wonder how a person could be so wrong. I think that maybe I’m the kind of father that children grow up determined not to be, that daughters are frightened of and sons are shut down by and wives are ashamed of. I keep my eyes facing forward as I search intently for the black van I know carries my youngest son, and I wonder how my oldest can stand to know my blood runs in his veins.

I wonder how either of my boys can bear to love me....

I doubt anyone has ever had a New Year's Eve worse than this one.


Categories: General, One Shots, Wee!chester, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Worse Than This One
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2316
[Report This] Published: 15/12/07 Updated: 15/12/07


Summary:

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For the first time, I wonder what'll happen if they don't find me. My mind starts to stumble over itself as I allow the possibility of dying alone in this place to register, and I suddenly feel like all of my insides are constricting, because this can't be happening, I can't be dying, I'm only nine years old, my family needs me...

I doubt anyone else has ever spent a New Year's Eve that was worse than this one.


Categories: General, One Shots, Wee!chester, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Worse Than This One
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1585
[Report This] Published: 15/12/07 Updated: 15/12/07


Summary:

The first Christmas gift he ever gave to his big brother.

In honor of the season, this is my Holiday one-shot. Merry Christmas everybody!

Part of the "A First Time For Everything" Series.


Categories: General, One Shots, Wee!chester, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: A First Time For Everything
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 873
[Report This] Published: 04/12/07 Updated: 05/12/07


Summary:

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He was surely dying. You could not be feeling this and not be dying. He had to be dying. Please, let me be dying! This was too much to live with, Sam wanted it to end, needed it to end. Oh god it hurt so much, so bad, oh god make it stop, make it stop, make it STOP! He couldn’t speak, couldn’t do anything but scream in total anguish, not knowing where his body began or ended, feeling, hearing, seeing nothing but the pain being afflicted on his being. It was pain beyond pain, and he welcomed unconsciousness as his body reached its limit.

NOW COMPLETED!!!


Categories: General, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 16344
[Report This] Published: 26/03/07 Updated: 26/11/07


Summary:

He turned, expertly masking the mass of unshed tears and unspoken fears that threatened so very much to burst from his usually strong and controlled person. Expressionless in every aspect save for his eyes, his gaze met Anna Walker’s. A silent message was communicated.

He knew she was telling him first. He appreciated it.

He knew she was asking his permission to say it aloud. He gave it.

He knew he would never be grateful to anyone more than he was to her now. He silently told her so.

He knew she understood.

Their mutual gazes broke apart, and Dean continued to clean his prized guns as Anna relayed the series of events that took place that day at the hospital to Sammy.

Dean knew his younger brother would cry.


Categories: General, Romance, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: Through The Dimensions
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 48131
[Report This] Published: 13/03/07 Updated: 20/07/07


Summary:

“What am I supposed to do Sam?!” he asked through the door.

“I DON’T CARE! FEED A SQUIRREL, PAINT A HOUSE! BUY A FRIGGIN’ BOARD GAME!”

So he did.

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Categories: General, One Shots, Missing Scenes, Humor, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1496
[Report This] Published: 03/07/07 Updated: 03/07/07


Summary:

The nightmare had ended, but Sam remembered. He didn’t know why, but he knew it was true. It was real. Dean was going to shoot him. Dean was going to kill him.

All logic left Sammy’s mind as sheer panic took over.


Categories: General, One Shots, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1829
[Report This] Published: 18/03/07 Updated: 18/03/07


Summary:

John’s weary eyes widened as the realization came. Some place inside of him that he vaguely told himself should be filled with pride was instead pierced with sorrow, and flooded with dread as he registered the thought:

Dean was a murderer.


Categories: General, One Shots, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 569
[Report This] Published: 17/03/07 Updated: 18/03/07


Summary:

Mary only said one word.

"Dean."


Categories: General, One Shots, Drabbles, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 472
[Report This] Published: 14/03/07 Updated: 15/03/07


Summary:

Thinking back later, Dean wasn’t sure what response he had expected.

Whatever response he might have imagined, nothing could have prepared him for what happened next.


Categories: One Shots, Drabbles, Missing Scenes Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1288
[Report This] Published: 14/03/07 Updated: 15/03/07