I OWN NOTHING. That honor belongs to Kripke... Bugger!!

Aince I'm hardly ever writing anymore (the once, so plentiful well has dried out it seems) I've decided to post something fun in my bio instead. Not that anyone ever reads this sh***t.

 

  

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

 

PS: I'm not creative enough to come up with this shit on my own. I stole it from another profile and you're welcome to do the same ;)

 

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this. (sorta')

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV- rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then cut and paste this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid, lillelouis (I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.)

 

....Again, totally random and also: Not mine :) One last one:

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

 

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Oh and I saw something funny on facebook the other day that I feel a need to share with you. Someone posted this: "I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his fellow passengers." And I'm ashamed to say I giggled. I really did.

:D Ok, now I'm done.