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Penname: TozaBoma [Contact]
Real name: Souxie (not a bansee, mind)
Status: Member
Member Since: 13/11/07
Website: http://soup-dragon.blogspot.com/
Beta-reader: No

seriuz writer! Am a complete spoilerphobe: please don't be offended but I avoid owt to do with new episodes or seasons / series at all costs.

Live for humour, allergic to too much angst. Fave episodes include 'Yellow Fever', 'Bad Day At Black Rock', 'Hollywood Babylon', 'Party On Garth' and squillions of others.

Other fave shows: Doctor Who, Farscape, Sherlock, Torchwood, Firefly, Burn Notice, DS9, The X-Files, Boston Legal, Life on Mars (UK), Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and so on...

Idols: Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, Ian Fleming, Terry Pratchett, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Bruce Campbell, Joseph Heller, H.P. Lovecraft.

Not European, or British, or English, but Mancunian. Living in Hong Kong.

I post everything here first, then at FanFiction.net ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1146350/Mardy_Lass ) later, where all of my other fandoms stuff also resides.

I'm also on The Vaults forum and at one time I was taking the piss with episode recaps: http://the-mardy-bum.livejournal.com/tag/lolcaps

I seem to have written quite a few things here so far. Not bad in, what, 4, 5 years? New stuff might take time to appear as I'm currently working on a (few?) original fiction novel(s). And before you ask, no, they're actually about spaceships. :)

 

 


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Stories by TozaBoma
Triquetra by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

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Contains season 4 spoilers.

Written for the UnGen Summer Fire Challenge.

One fire, three persectives, only one conclusion.

 

 


Categories: General, UnGen Challenges Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3694
[Report This] Published: 02/08/09 Updated: 02/08/09


Crazy Circles by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

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SEASON 4 SPOILERS to 4x22.

Moments after the end of episode 4x22, Sam and Dean realise they're the only things standing in the way of destiny. Or are they? Can Dean do what he must - at the right time, in the right place?

Rated T for language and gore. Sorry, couldn't fit any sex in this one. I promise it'll be in the next story I write. With bells on.


Categories: Wee!chester, AU, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 11100
[Report This] Published: 05/07/09 Updated: 19/07/09


Nowhere Man by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Father's Day drabble for the challenge. Rated K+ for one word.
Categories: One Shots, Drabbles, UnGen Challenges Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 117
[Report This] Published: 19/06/09 Updated: 19/06/09


Summary:

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SPOILERS FOR S4, up to 4x14.

Knives and lives, songs and wrongs, bitches and stitches - and not necessarily in that order. An old friend needs The Boys. But as usual, it isn't as simple as it first appears.

Rated T for language and a little unpleasantness concerning knives later on.


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 70266
[Report This] Published: 28/04/09 Updated: 14/06/09


Obesa Cantavit by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
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My idea of what happens in the dying seconds of the very end of 4x22 (season finale, so episode title withheld to prevent spoilers), and what I think should come next.

Ergo: ULTIMATE SPOILERS for end of season 4.

Oh my dog, is that angst? You think I'm doing angst now? Oh ye of little faith! SPN fans cannot live by angst alone... 


Categories: One Shots, AU, Action, Missing Scenes, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1805
[Report This] Published: 01/06/09 Updated: 01/06/09


Summary:

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Dean's bored, Sam's looking for work. Just a very, very short bit of fun!


Categories: General, One Shots, Humor, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 590
[Report This] Published: 22/03/09 Updated: 22/03/09


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S4 SPOILERS up to 4x14. My vision of The End. (Maybe.) Includes, inevitably, character death. Was once a 2-shot, now it's a 3-shot: I simply couldn't bear to leave it like that.

Rated T for language and (t)issues.


Categories: General, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: An End, A Middle and a Fresh Start
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 11378
[Report This] Published: 14/02/09 Updated: 22/02/09


Epitaph by TozaBoma Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

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Slight spoilers up to 4x13. Written for The Vaults ‘Ruby is a bitch’ drabble challenge. Couldn’t get it down to a drabble (yeah right, me do just 100 words? Are you off your nut?).

Rated M for people (almost) doing the McNasty.


Categories: General, One Shots Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1617
[Report This] Published: 10/02/09 Updated: 10/02/09


10,817 Days by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 41]
Summary:

 

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It's 24th January and Sam has a masterplan. Just for once, could things go The Boys' way?
More special guest appearances than you could poke in the eye with a stick to see if they're faking.
Rated T for language, F for farce and O for ‘oh no you didn’t’.


Categories: Scripts, Action, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 12289
[Report This] Published: 23/01/09 Updated: 04/02/09


99 Bottles by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

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NO SPOILERS FOR ANY SEASON. Sam has a bad dream.


Categories: General, One Shots, Wee!chester Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1542
[Report This] Published: 18/01/09 Updated: 18/01/09


Summary:

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Spoilers for season 4. Set between 4x10 and 4x11.

A string of suspicious suicides may actually be the work of a Winchester. Sam may be ready to vanquish another supernatural foe, but could it be a little too close for Dean's comfort? Could he have another agenda? One for which Sam is not ready?

Not connected to any current story arcs. As far as I know. But hey, I said that last time.

Rated T for language, some very adult situations (not graphic), and 'cos you're really really lucky, gratuitous gore. Yay!

 


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 42940
[Report This] Published: 20/12/08 Updated: 15/01/09


Summary:

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Sam needs some relaxation, and well-meaning Dean thinks he knows exactly what kind. A routine sourcing trip for Bobby is going to do more than bring vengeful demons back from their past. How far would you go for your brother? Or your sister?

Set between episodes 3.15 and 3.16. NO SPOILERS for end season 3 and nothing at all to do with season 4. 


Categories: Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 39107
[Report This] Published: 16/11/08 Updated: 16/12/08


Coffee Run by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

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The Impala gets five minutes to herself - or so she thinks.
Mild reference to the secret everyone knows happens to Dean at the beginning of ep 4x01 (‘Lazarus Rising'). No other references or spoilers.
Probably my only work in history to be rated K+.


Categories: General, One Shots Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1232
[Report This] Published: 19/11/08 Updated: 19/11/08


Bite Me by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 35]
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Babies, werewolves, wrong ends of many sticks and plain ol' shootin' and cussin'. Same-old same-old then - if you're a Winchester.
Set some random time between 3.11: Mystery Spot and 3.14: Long Distance Call. This is not about Deals, demons or Crossroads.

NO spoilers for episodes after 3.14 OR season four. I don't do spoilers. 


Categories: General, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 27138
[Report This] Published: 05/10/08 Updated: 19/10/08


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It's Hallowe'en and The Boys would rather be anywhere else than a disused pumpkin farm, rounding up wayward spirits before The Witching Hour...

Rated T for language. No spoilers for any seasons or episodes that I'm aware of. Written for the Hallowe'en Challenge.
 


Categories: UnGen Challenges, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3037
[Report This] Published: 13/10/08 Updated: 13/10/08


Summary:

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Two brothers and their father become a case for Sam and Dean. But hunting these things and saving these people may bring more emotional baggage than even these two Unshed Man-Tear Wranglers can handle. Can Dean control his roving eye or button-fly? Can Sam stick to his Huff Quota? Can they remember what they came for and do their job?
Rated T for language and some situations.


Categories: Action, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 32168
[Report This] Published: 24/08/08 Updated: 16/09/08


The Key by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 25]
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There was only one thing that could break Dean's deal. And that was The Key...

Special guest appearances and more than a few liberties taken. As the good Doctor likes to say: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." Just because you can, doesn't mean you should! But seriously, who could resist?

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 1 - 3 ONLY!

 


Categories: General, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 17922
[Report This] Published: 30/07/08 Updated: 17/08/08


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Just another day at the office - until some unusual communications are sent in, and it’s up to the head boy to break it to the boss. Can he pull some strings?

Spoilers for seasons 1-3. 

INADVERTENT SPOILERS FOR SEASON FOUR - except I wrote this about a hundred years before spoilers were even out and about. I swear to, er, Michael, I had no prior knowledge of ANYTHING before I did this. I don't even do spoilers myself!


Categories: General, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 25087
[Report This] Published: 22/06/08 Updated: 13/07/08


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For the UnGen Challenge all for Angela - a tale of shots, celebrations and disturbances of the peace - and all on Sam's special day.

Rated T for language and situations.


Categories: General, One Shots, UnGen Challenges, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2444
[Report This] Published: 10/07/08 Updated: 10/07/08


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Shamefully salacious soap and slapping shower sheet shenanigans, written for the "Angela, we love you! Get better soon!" UnGen Challenge.



Categories: One Shots, UnGen Challenges, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2428
[Report This] Published: 06/07/08 Updated: 06/07/08


Summary:

Lost fragments of Sam and Dean’s most personal diaries - when they were young enough to write down what they actually thought.


Rated K+ for one word, maybe - hey, they’re still Wee!chesters after all!



Categories: General, Wee!chester, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 2964
[Report This] Published: 18/06/08 Updated: 19/06/08


Summary:

John’s grandfather knows he shouldn’t be reminiscing and revealing the things he’s seen – but John wants him to tell him a story, dammit!

Rated T for The Boys’ mouths (mild, this time) and some blood. Very mild mild mild hint at episode 2.17 "Heart". Kinda.

 


Categories: General, Wee!chester, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 10820
[Report This] Published: 27/05/08 Updated: 29/05/08


Summary:

Dean’s deal is at hand. But the course of soul collection never did run smooth. A very long one-shot, really, that grew and grew. And (more) proof that I can do something Mr Kripke and his team of writers didn’t!

Rated T for language.


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 9514
[Report This] Published: 17/05/08 Updated: 22/05/08


Summary:

Dean’s deal is due: it’s collection time. It’s time for belief, time for trust, time for goodbyes. But it’s never time for sacrifice. Can it really be time for Sam to let Dean go?


 

End of season three, naturally. Spoilers for pretty much every episode ever filmed, up to 3.12. Obviously nobody really knows what will happen 3.13 – 3.16, but it’s probably obvious what I’m hoping for…

Rated T for language.

 


Categories: Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 6636
[Report This] Published: 19/04/08 Updated: 24/04/08


Summary: For April UnGen challenge. Sam starts on Dean, so naturally, Dean starts on Sam. Sure, they can take the ganking, but can they take a pranking?

Categories: UnGen Challenges, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3404
[Report This] Published: 12/04/08 Updated: 13/04/08