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Penname: TozaBoma [Contact]
Real name: Souxie (not a bansee, mind)
Status: Member
Member Since: 13/11/07
Website: http://soup-dragon.blogspot.com/
Beta-reader: No

seriuz writer! Am a complete spoilerphobe: please don't be offended but I avoid owt to do with new episodes or seasons / series at all costs.

Live for humour, allergic to too much angst. Fave episodes include 'Yellow Fever', 'Bad Day At Black Rock', 'Hollywood Babylon', 'Party On Garth' and squillions of others.

Other fave shows: Doctor Who, Farscape, Sherlock, Torchwood, Firefly, Burn Notice, DS9, The X-Files, Boston Legal, Life on Mars (UK), Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and so on...

Idols: Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, Ian Fleming, Terry Pratchett, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Bruce Campbell, Joseph Heller, H.P. Lovecraft.

Not European, or British, or English, but Mancunian. Living in Hong Kong.

I post everything here first, then at FanFiction.net ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1146350/Mardy_Lass ) later, where all of my other fandoms stuff also resides.

I'm also on The Vaults forum and at one time I was taking the piss with episode recaps: http://the-mardy-bum.livejournal.com/tag/lolcaps

I seem to have written quite a few things here so far. Not bad in, what, 4, 5 years? New stuff might take time to appear as I'm currently working on a (few?) original fiction novel(s). And before you ask, no, they're actually about spaceships. :)

 

 


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Stories by TozaBoma
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Sam and Dean track down what they think is a shapeshifter. Problem: it's now in London. Bigger problem: two strange but well-meaning gentlemen think they can help. Two strange but well-meaning gentlemen called Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson.


Categories: General, Crossovers Characters: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Word count: 45875
[Report This] Published: 14/02/13 Updated: 07/04/13


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Sam and Dean get mixed up in something rather old and waxy that doesn’t concern them. Don’t you hate it when that happens?
Set during happier times. No spoilers for s4, 5, 6 or 7.
Rated T for Dean. Enjoy.


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 16644
[Report This] Published: 03/07/11 Updated: 31/07/11


A Good Day by TozaBoma Rated: K starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Everyone knows what happens when the Winchesters - and Bobby - have Work To Do. But what happens when they don't?

A quick one-shot. Rated K for the lack of all my usual BBFC / MPAA / HKMPRS / ACB bombs.

Sam and Dean and Bobby. And that's all.


Categories: One Shots, Missing Scenes Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 431
[Report This] Published: 23/12/10 Updated: 23/12/10


Dear Santa by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
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Short and… sweet? Dean’s letter to Santa, 2009. No spoilers for anything that I’m aware of.
Wrote this last Christmas, but for some reason, never posted it. Rectifying it now.


Categories: General, One Shots, AU, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 475
[Report This] Published: 19/12/10 Updated: 19/12/10


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Re: episode 6x11, so SPOILERS! [RUN WAY! RUN AWAY!]

Dean's involvement with all things shiny and round often leads to trouble. Returning a certain item is no exception.

Don't phone in - just a bit of AU fun. Rated K+ for generally dodgy ideas concerning sharp implements. 


Categories: One Shots, AU, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1295
[Report This] Published: 12/12/10 Updated: 12/12/10


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Sam and Dean need to take care of a small werewolf problem. Trouble is, there are these two nutters barging in who think it's a lupovariform. Black Impalas, white moons, blue boxes and red herrings - will the weirdness never end?

Rated T for a few naughty words, and some weighty themes. This is not about season 5 or 6, demons, angels, blood, Luci, Michael, or in fact anything current. Don't phone in, it's just a bit of fun!

I said I'd never do another crossover after 'Case For The Defense', but my wee sister asked for this one especially. Blame her. Or just buy her cookies.

 


Categories: Crossovers, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 17705
[Report This] Published: 31/08/10 Updated: 10/11/10


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Sam and Dean are asked to take care of something. Language barriers, stubborn poltergeists, nasty memories causing old wounds to rip at the seams: it's a typical week in the life of our favourite grumpy stumpy dude and his tall emo yardstick of morality.

Set during season five but no relation to any story arcs, plots or episodes. This is not about nor does it mention the apocalypse, angels, demons or in fact demon blood. Also, this may be a little more serious than my usual fare. Be warned. Rated T for language and limited gore.

 


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Word count: 30062
[Report This] Published: 06/06/10 Updated: 10/08/10


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Spoilers for 5x16.

Re: 5x16. Why did they consider the Cleveland Botanical Gardens to be their idea of Heaven?

 


Categories: General, One Shots, Wee!chester Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2201
[Report This] Published: 19/05/10 Updated: 19/05/10


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Happens moments after the end of 5x22 (so contains SPOILERS).

Just how I see it.

 


Categories: General, One Shots, Drabbles Characters: None
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 97
[Report This] Published: 14/05/10 Updated: 14/05/10


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Sam and Dean and a werewolf. Simple? Not when Dean has internal struggles that, if he wins, will be the last loss he will ever face. And then there’s Sam, having to play Dean through no fault of his own. Or is it?

No season five spoilers that I'm aware of.

Rated T for the odd word, some suggestive suggestions of suggestiveness and some messy fights.

For my sister. Cos she ‘gets’ me.


Categories: General, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 29135
[Report This] Published: 10/04/10 Updated: 05/05/10


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Silly season six 'premier' episode, if it went how us three nutters wanted it. Just a short bit of fun: no actual spoilers and certainly
no intent to take itself seriously. It's just Sam and Dean and making it right. That's all.


Categories: One Shots, AU, Action, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 711
[Report This] Published: 05/04/10 Updated: 05/04/10


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Dean is arrested in Boston, Massachusetts. There's only one lawyer capable of getting him off - and you know who that is. But does Dean want to be acquitted? 

No spoilers for season five.

 


Categories: Crossovers, UnGen Challenges Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 11358
[Report This] Published: 21/03/10 Updated: 31/03/10


Downtime by TozaBoma Rated: T [Reviews - 3]
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With season five vanquished, three characters contemplate how they will spend season six. NO SPOILERS, just wishful thinking on my part. Cookies if you recognise the lyrics in which they're speaking by the sixth line.

 


Categories: General, One Shots, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 271
[Report This] Published: 21/03/10 Updated: 21/03/10


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SPOILERS for characters and episodes from season 5.

Drabble concerning how season five COULD end. But won't. 


Categories: General, Drabbles, Missing Scenes Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 83
[Report This] Published: 13/03/10 Updated: 13/03/10


Amen To That! by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 41]
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“It’s the best thing ever! Like, ever!” Becky wibbled down the phone. “You know you said you wanted a way to get more of your books sold cos you needed the money?”

“Oh no,” Chuck groaned. “What have you done now?”

"I set up a meeting between you and the execs over at Fox. They want to make a TV series of your books!”

 

Takes place between 5x09 and 5x10. No spoilers for anything after 5x09.

Cookies for spotting any other TV or SPN references.

Rated T for language, F for farce and O for oh no you didn’t.

   
Categories: Action, Humor Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 25262
[Report This] Published: 07/02/10 Updated: 07/03/10


Uisge Beatha by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
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Tag to 5x14 so CONTAINS SPOILERS.

Dean needs a moment. Castiel thinks he should be in it. 


Categories: One Shots Characters: None
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1767
[Report This] Published: 15/02/10 Updated: 15/02/10


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It's a special day and The Boys don't even know it. Isn't it about time they had some good luck?

A two-parter for the new year soon upon us!

Rated T for underwear and the occasional word. 


Categories: General, Action, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 3748
[Report This] Published: 10/02/10 Updated: 12/02/10


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Following the events of 'Means To An End' (it was an AU, I swear it was an AU!), Bobby and Castiel find it hard to adapt.

Ratings subject to change. 


Categories: General, AU Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: An End, A Middle and a Fresh Start
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1807
[Report This] Published: 03/02/10 Updated: 03/02/10


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SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5 (now that was unexpected!).

After the closing moments of season three, Dean finds his way back to his family. Or does he?

Completely AU as of end of season three, as if seasons 4 and 5 never happened.

Rated T for language and if we're really lucky, bloody fights!

 


Categories: AU, Action Characters: None
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Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 25660
[Report This] Published: 10/01/10 Updated: 31/01/10


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Takes place during season 4. Spoilers for 4x22.

Sometimes Sam and Dean's adventures change others for the better. But when the boys run into some familiar faces, they learn that the road paved with good intentions runs both ways. And that they should be very, very careful what they wish for...

Rated T for F words. 


Categories: General, AU, Action Characters: None
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Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 33400
[Report This] Published: 22/11/09 Updated: 05/01/10


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Castiel always knows where and when to find Dean... doesn't he?A bit of fluff concerning season four only. No season five references or spoilers. 


Categories: General, One Shots Characters: None
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2399
[Report This] Published: 30/11/09 Updated: 30/11/09


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Spoilers for episode 4x22.

Sam needs to come to terms with all that has transpired in the last few years, culminating in his greatest mistake. With Dean seemingly more distant than ever, perhaps it's time that Sam learns the true meaning of Hallowe'en.

Rated K+ through sheer lack of blood, gore, salty language or fisticuffs.


Categories: Humor, Misc Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 9480
[Report This] Published: 21/10/09 Updated: 01/11/09


Abra-Cadaver by TozaBoma Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 110]
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Set mid season 4. Mild spoilers, but nothing specific. 

In 1987, John has a bad case of zombies - perhaps his hardest yet. Meanwhile, in 2009, his boys discover that while some witches do no harm, objects in the rear view memory may appear hazier than they are.

And they carry shovels. 

Rated T for language. 


Categories: General, Romance, Wee!chester, Action Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes Word count: 61073
[Report This] Published: 09/08/09 Updated: 13/10/09


School Corridor by TozaBoma Rated: K+ starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
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Another drabble using 'school' as the keyword.

Sam. Dean. School corridor. Simply the boys. 


Categories: One Shots, Drabbles, Wee!chester, UnGen Challenges Characters: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 101
[Report This] Published: 14/08/09 Updated: 14/08/09


School by TozaBoma Rated: K starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
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For the 'Back To School' Drabble Challenge, summer 2009:

Sam. Dean. School. Simple.

No spoilers for any season.


Categories: One Shots, Drabbles, Wee!chester, UnGen Challenges Characters: None
Challenges:
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 99
[Report This] Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 04/08/09