Ha...that's cute!

Author's Response: Thank you.

LOL... ok. I hadda look it up *blushes*. But then again: perfect excuse: I AM GERMAN!

And then I laughed so hard! Awesome... Like the "pig in a poke" quote from Mystery Spot!

HEEEEEH. I never cease to learn and improve (in a smutty way) my English through reading all those stories here... AWESOME. 

And I share Dean's and your gutter humour. Get told off by the more virginal beings around. birdie and the others affectionately call me "slut". So, thanks for teachin' me another lovely idiom!

Hugs, Ilka

Author's Response:

I'm so bad.  We went to lunch today and the restaurant did indeed have the two sandwiches "Steak in the Grass" and "Chicken in the Grass".  So right in the middle of lunch, I kinda started giggling and the others at the table were like, "What?"  And I was like, "Nuthin'.  I just suddenly got a story idea."  My mind was totally in the gutter.  I almost blushed.  And they all sure didn't get the humor when I tried to explain.  lol

I'm sooooo happy that you enjoyed it and thought it was funny!