Well. Ladies. As promised, here comes the UnGen version of (my) Alphabet Incident. I still love it. As I told you yesterday. You three so deserve a long and well-written review. Hope you will like mine instead (heehee, just kidding!).
“Awesome pukefest, dude!” I love it when he uses this word. Freakin LOVE it. I promised a friend to write a story where I let Dean say it several times and I will try to write it now.
"Why is it that whatever you eat there are always diced carrots on the return play?” Just had an upset stomach last week and I really feel for Sammy. But I don't remember seeing carrots in my ... vomit. Picked a nice topic you three. NICE. Feel sick all over again! And I will try and check for carrots next time I have the pleasure to be sick...
"his tear-laden eyes ...." Tears, of course. Someone get a towel?! No, hanky won't suffice. Sammy opened the salty tap. Again. Jeez. He's been crying a lot lately hasn't he? Sam, get a grip. You are about to turn into the mayor of Wussyville! I apologize to all Sam-girls. But honestly, don't you girls think Sam could do with a little bit of badass attitude?
"Just because you have the constitution of a horse doesn’t mean we all have.” Well, all the greasy burgers, the cholesterol must be good for fighting demons AND botulism then. This offers a whole new perspective for my healthy diet. Maybe wanna reconsider eating apples instead of burgers...
"...he wobbled in his brother’s strong grip." Uhm, I feel kinda sick and my knees are very wobbly, too, all of a sudden. Dean catch me, please, lemme wobble into those strong, muscular and corded arms...
“Whoa there, easy, Tiger!” Love this line as it is the first ever uttered sentence by Dean Winchester in the history of Supernatural. I thank you girls wholeheartedly for putting it in. AWESOME!
Sam vomitted in the car? IN THE CAR? How dare he?! Gawd. I would never dare... well, I guess it's a family thing. Only Sam dares to vomit in the Impala and doesn't end up mutilated, salted, burnt, stabbed, shot, exorcised and despised until the end of times.
Vomit-boy ... and Captain Clean-up. heehee... (OK, I could try harder to think of a better name. Gimme some time. I will come up with something... ) This nick-name is so like Dean. HAHAHA! Vomit-boy.
"the flop haired brother was left to his singular retching" As I pointed out earlier. I am NOT a Sam-girl. But I totally feel for him here. I think having just experienced how awful puking (Oh fun times!) can be, I can really relate to this. Come here, Sammy, lemme hold the bin for ya.
"similar icicles from his long, curling lashes. Miniature images of the glossy black beast mirrored in his crystal green eyes." Awh. Beautiful choice of words, skilled description and just sooooo sexy. Love those lashes, frozen, tear soaked or simply brushing against the soft skin underneath his eyes. OK, trying to get sober now. Don't wanna be suspended from UnGen. SORRY.
"an hour long shower..." or... "jacuzzi..." Well. I'm game. Whichever, I don't really care, as long as it is long, warm and with Dean. Uhm, that came out wrong. I fear it'll get worse if I try again. So you'll have to live with it.
"he reached out to subconsciously smooth a strand of hair away from Sam’s eyes." Cute scene here. Just like when they were kids. Dean lookin' out for little Sammy. Love this. Aw, ain't he just the best big bro' in the whole world? Well, apart from yours Bev, I know.
"expressive face" Damn right. Expressive. One wrinkle, one twitch in the jaws tell whole stories about the man that is Dean Winchester. Much more telling than a whole sermon offered by Sam.
“I don’t feel so good, Dean.” No shit, Sam! I wouldn't have made the connection!
"being a nuisance" Not a nuisance. But the recently elected mayor of Wussyville. Well, honestly, I whined a lot last week, didn't I, Bev? I should have won the election!
"he rubbed small circles between Sam’s heaving shoulders." Ain't he the sweetest bro'? Awh. The thought of him sitting there and holding Sam while the poor boy retches. Just love him for the gesture... and the eyes, lashes, freckles, badass demeanour, his humour...
"Resistance is useless!” Me an old trekkie and I would have said: Resistance is futile... Live long and prosper, you three goddesses of the alphabet.
Mr. Potato-head? Honestly. ROTFLMAO. Afraid of clowns, midgets and Mr. Friggin' Potato-Head. Such an ingenious idea! Talk about Wussyville...
"Sam snuggled further down the bed and wrapped his free arm protectively around the glaring racoon." Aw, that's a sweet idea. Sam is such a poor, sick baby. I feel almost drawn to him. I am such a pervert. Only needs a sick or hurt handsome man and I am all over him. Need therapy. ASAP.
Unicorn... in distress... well. You gotta be kidding me here, ladies. That's a full on fever hallucination! So like Sam to see fairies or unicorns whereas Dean would see monsters and demons. Although the unicorn freaks me out, maybe more than the demons. A unicorn in distress needs a real hero! Sammy to the rescue!
"Umfph!" Big ouchie! The precious private parts. Sammy, you just kicked your brother's brains out! OW that's gotta hurt. Guilt will haunt Sam's pale features after realising what he just did. And I gasped in horror! (heehee, I DID!)
Samantha Love it when he calls him Samantha. Always makes me laugh.
"Dean could stand upright again he would watch over him as he recovered from yet another preposterous Winchester adventure" Awesome last scene. Like it. Dean is and will forever be Sam's guardian... angel... no please, Dean. Don't be mad at me. I didn't mean to insult you. OK. Put the gun away. Put it away, I was only joking. DEAN! Pleeeaase.
OK. Awesome ideas here ladies. Artists all three of you, yes alison, that counts you in! I like the idea of the alphabetic prompts a lot. Wonderful story, sweet scenes, comforting Dean and very sick Sammy. Will now take my medicine and stroll back into the asylum.
Hope you laughed a little while reading this new and improved review. For all other readers who might come across this review. I am absolutely sane. Really. Go ask my psychiatrist.
Loves ya, Ilka
Author's Response: Hey Ilka,
Sorry it's taken me so long to respond, I got lost over in the Vaults - Awesome place!! Thank you so much for the lovely long review, both this one and the unabridged version.
We're delighted that you enjoyed this little foray into insanity, I was a real blast writing with Alison and Bev. Let's see what we can turn out at Halloween in the 7 x 7!! That reminds me I still have 7 quotes to sort out!
Not long to go now Hon, can't wait to see you!!
Loves Ya x Jane x
